Thursday, February 25, 2016

The ultimate guide to your new Facebook life – Sydsvenskan

To avoid future misunderstanding, we have put together a highly subjective guide to your future reactionary lives on Facebook.



Like.

Does this I like.

Options meaning: “You tend to share these long reportage about the depopulation of rural areas, additives in restaurant food and other important stuff, and quite honestly, I have not read the article, but I care and appreciate your dedication. “

” We do not know each other so well and so I have no knowledge of any sub-meanings in your post, but I would like to express my general approval to show that I exist. “

” You have just shared a lot of wonderful festive pictures from your 30th birthday party, but because I was not invited so I give you only one very cold and aloof like. “

” I am your dad and I do not know what to do. “

Love .

Does A higher form of appreciation. Flirting.

Options meaning: “I am a warm and tender-hearted man who feels strongly (perhaps a bit too strong) for everything I see.”

“I am now along with X and therefore I have to put a heart on everything this man has done and said since Facebook was invented.”

“I was along with X and with this heart I want to show that I have come across our horrible break-up. So, really. I do not begrudge hen all the happiness and success. For real. “

” I take heart literally and sees it as a meta comment in your post about the meat industry / cruelty / new medical advances. “

Haha.

Does : it was fun.

options meaning: “this was not really fun, but it is of course embarrassing for you if all dISS like your post so therefore compensates me because I am your friend. “

” your post must me to experience a very intense pain in the distance looks like me laughing hysterically. “

Wow.

Does I’m surprised or impressed.

Options meaning: “If I could, I would have eaten you up.”

“Something has gone very wrong. So wrong that I can not express it in the text. “

” I have temporarily turned into a child with all that entails. I can no longer take care of myself . Please come here. “

sad.

Does I’m sorry. Opposite the like, but in a sad fashion.

Options meaning: “There is something wrong with my eyes and I can no longer see clearly.”

“I’m sweating.”

“I’m sweating on you.”

“I offer you only my crocodile tears in this senseless matter.”

Cross.

Does I’m angry. I hate this.

Options meaning: “I read this while I’m at the gym.”

“I am planning dreadful revenge and when it comes, I want you to know that it was me who did it, that everything was part of a plan as I began to prepare now, at half past one in the morning, when I saw that you update your cover. “

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